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Slim Randles' Home Country
 
            
            Spring: a time to let loose 
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            [March 
			16, 2013]  
  			Do you feel that 
			itch coming on? It's time, you know. See the kids out flying kites? 
			That's a sign. See little green bladelets in the lawn. That's a 
			sign, too. | 
        
            |  It's almost full spring, and that itch tells us it's time to do 
			something. This is when we need to forget almost all our sensible 
			resolutions about self-improvement and just concentrate on fun. List 
			your favorite things and then take it one ridiculous step further 
			and there you have it -- a renewal of hope and fun and insanity to 
			celebrate the return of the sun. You enjoy fly fishing? OK, build 
			your own pirogue to fish from. Racing cars is your hobby? Go race 
			them across a mountain range. Are you a seamstress or a seamster? 
			Sew a flag the size of a circus tent and hang it from a giant 
			sequoia. Spring is the trampoline of the entire year. Our thoughts and 
			plans are now unfettered by trying to stay warm, and we can emerge 
			from our caves, scratch ourselves and grunt something like, "Public 
			teevee good! Tell me go library. Study individual applications of 
			medieval chemical experiments." 
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			 Buy some oil paints and some brushes and try to make a blank 
			piece of canvas look pretty. Buy some house paint and try to make 
			the house look pretty. Buy some makeup and try to make the dog look 
			pretty. This last is just for 4-year-olds, and if you tell your mom 
			I suggested it, I'll swear I don't know you. The transition from winter to spring can almost be summed up by 
			calling it a change from "Why bother?" to "Why not?!" Spring is the reward we get for having cut all that firewood. [Text from file received from Slim Randles] 
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