|  Oh, if we need a 2-by-4 that's 8 feet long, we're on pretty safe 
			ground and can head on over to MundoSlab, the building center that 
			dedicates about half an acre to just tar paper. It's fun going over 
			there just to see what the new foreign doo-dads are for construction 
			this month, and you never know when you'll find something you can't 
			live without. You can buy all the stuff in there from either the kid 
			who mowed your lawn up until a month ago, or from that nice girl 
			your boy used to take to the movies. But when the real tough parts 
			of a project come along -- you know, things that involve plumbing or 
			wiring -- there's only one place to go ... the surviving 
			old-fashioned hardware store. MundoSlab coming in sure cut down on 
			the number of old-fashioned hardware stores, but there's always one 
			in every town that survives, and for a good reason. 
			 They have gray-haired guys standing just inside the door to help 
			you find just what you need, even if you don't know what it's called 
			and have no clue how to install it, or don't even know if anyone's 
			invented something to fix this particular problem. [to top of second 
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			 I walked into the hardware store the other day, and a guy with 
			plenty of gray came over and asked if he could help. "Well," I said. "I have a float thingie on the horse trough that 
			broke. It's that little doo-trammy that's kinda copper-colored and 
			fits on top of the whiz-gidget." Without breaking stride, he looked at me and said, "Right-hand 
			threads, or will you need an adapter?" Let's see MundoSlab top that. [Text from file received from 
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